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Paris

This is the home of baguette munchers and mimes, full of boy racer fags with shitty cars and annoying sirens.

Here, you dodge the locals sticking their footlong baguettes up you arse and those annoying fucking french fry sirens that make the UK sirens sound like angels riddim, the cars here although they look slower than the la ones and look like chav mobiles, they are actually faster (although every road in paris is 20 yards long before you have to turn apart from this really long motorway)